The Rarispy

Scientist: Aliens are real.
me: No fucking shit...
normal people: no, that's not true.
(if aliens actually came) Normal people: *scream* Oh my god, they're here, we are all going to die *screams* I'm just going to bloody stand here.
Government: *Panics* kill all the buggers!
Me: THE DAY HAS FINALLY CAME, TAKE ME WITH YOU, SPECIAL ONES.
Aliens: omg, are all humans like this *gets back in ship and flies away*
World: *gives me massive medal for saving earth*
Me: All I wanted was some other outcast friends...

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

(via thatclicheguy)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via thatclicheguy)

teratomarty:

nosebro:

commander german shepard

Reblogged for the collective.

teratomarty:

nosebro:

commander german shepard

Reblogged for the collective.

(Source: reblogger-ocelot, via thegeneralistgamer)

inkydavid:

"Rosie the Riveter Punching Hitler in the Face" inking in progress.

inkydavid:

"Rosie the Riveter Punching Hitler in the Face" inking in progress.

(via batmanfights)

elevenharkness-vas-computerchair:

fabledquill:

redbicyclewhenyouweretwelve:


Yeah Three, just what went on there. I mean, wow, homosexual!

OOOOOAYE

Four has a point. I mean, Two/Jamie had less personal space than Ten/Rose OR Eleven/River and those pairings are fucking. Sooo, what might we deduce about Two/Jamie ;)

elevenharkness-vas-computerchair:

fabledquill:

redbicyclewhenyouweretwelve:

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Yeah Three, just what went on there. I mean, wow, homosexual!

OOOOOAYE

Four has a point. I mean, Two/Jamie had less personal space than Ten/Rose OR Eleven/River and those pairings are fucking. Sooo, what might we deduce about Two/Jamie ;)

(via zagreus-taking-time-apart)

keraaminenkettu:

fabledquill:

someone take photoshop away from me

yes good

(via zagreus-taking-time-apart)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

(Source: secretotaku, via thegeneralistgamer)