The Rarispy

Romana: Newton? Who's Newton?
Doctor: Old Issac? Friend of mine on Earth. Discovered gravity. Well, I say he discovered gravity. I had to give him a bit of a prod.
Romana: What did you do?
Doctor: Climbed up a tree.
Romana: And...?
Doctor: Dropped an apple on his head.
Romana: Ahh. And so he discovered gravity.
Doctor: No, he told me to clear off out of his tree. I explained it to him afterwards at dinner.

queenannebonny:

steve rogers who supports women’s rights because he saw how much patriarchal ideas and discrimination affected peggy in the 40s and he cannot believe that in 70 years so little progress has been made so he strives to support and defend all women everywhere in their liberation

steve rogers: captain feminism

(via the-nerdy-aspie)

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

(via the-nerdy-aspie)

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

(via samwisethebro)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: punkgirltrainer, via thatclicheguy)

vortisaurus:

The Pirates of the Caribbean score is pretty amazing but I think we all know Hans Zimmer’s most important musical accomplishment:

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(via professionaltimemeddler)

iamarique:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

What did we learn here, internet? Sending death threats to airline services is NOT GOOD.
Plus, this will probably cause your celebrity idol to think you’re the fucking devil.

iamarique:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

What did we learn here, internet? Sending death threats to airline services is NOT GOOD.

Plus, this will probably cause your celebrity idol to think you’re the fucking devil.

(via thegeneralistgamer)

John Watson’s blog keeps changing between green and blue and seriously all I can think is Moffat and Gattiss sitting in the same room fighting over two separate computers.

colinbakerstreet:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

teacupsandcyanide:

“Mark, we’re keeping it BLUE”

“Steven, GREEN is obviously more of a John colour”

“blue”

“NO GREEN”

“BLUE

“I’m changing it to green”

“No you fucking are not”

like this?

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I’ve been to John’s blog many, many times, and I’ve seen this post before, but I’ve never seen John’s blog be blue! What is this sorcery?!

Wait a minute, why is Moffat the RED fairy?